Hilarity in kutcheris

arasi · Post by **arasi** » 19 Aug 2009, 07:54

Good kAsu I believe is hard to come by--by which I mean, a lot of counterfeit currency is going round in India??

Man who normally brings round the plate: Sorry, no cash please. We accept credit cards and checks...

mridhangam · Post by **mridhangam** » 19 Aug 2009, 15:25

Semmu and Arasi ... when we talk abt counterfeit money .. i hv this joke ...

One person went to an old grocery shop and gave Rs.15/- and asked the shop owner for change.

Shop owner gave two 7.50/- Notes in return.

haha..

JB

srkris · Post by **srkris** » 19 Aug 2009, 17:04

mridhangam wrote:Chennai City buses are awful sometimes. When it is crowded ...

The first sentence is a joke by itself. We all know they are awful for most (or rather all) of the time.

PUNARVASU · Post by **PUNARVASU** » 19 Aug 2009, 18:02

srkris, they are awful sometimes; the rest of the times they are more/most awful.

vasanthakokilam · Post by **vasanthakokilam** » 19 Aug 2009, 20:10

>Shop owner gave two 7.50/- Notes in return.

ha..ha...

Suji Ram · Post by **Suji Ram** » 19 Aug 2009, 22:22

Punarvasu wrote:srkris, they are awful sometimes; the rest of the times they are more/most awful.

Haven't you heard awfuler and awfulest ?

arasi · Post by **arasi** » 19 Aug 2009, 22:24

Suji,
Fullest, awfullest and festered?

mridhangam · Post by **mridhangam** » 19 Aug 2009, 23:35

Today in suryaprakash's concert after he sang Kapi raga Mullaivasal chandramouli said .. it is not Kapi (copy) but original ... for that i commented it is also not Degree Kapi (coffee) but it is Doctorate Kapi ....

J.Balaji

arasi · Post by **arasi** » 20 Aug 2009, 02:45

Suryapraprakash is capable of post-doctorate kApi too. An original at that, no copy!

cmlover · Post by **cmlover** » 20 Aug 2009, 03:29

arasi on a rollicking delightful hilarity roll

Do keep it up!
Folks
catch it! It is a Regal cure as well as it will immunize you against swine flu

mridhangam · Post by **mridhangam** » 20 Aug 2009, 13:55

Recently i got a thought provoking Humour on my Mobile which is topical also ...

90 Persons got SWINE FLU and a few people died and the whole world is covering itself with masks... whereas 20million persons around the world have AIDS ...(No precautions ?????)

J.Balaji

mridhangam · Post by **mridhangam** » 28 Aug 2009, 19:06

Friend 1 : Dei nAn padikkumbodu kaNNadi pottundu thAn padippen. nEE eppadi da ?

Friend 2 : Hey nee padikkumbodu nAn Yenda kaNNadi pottukkanum ?

J.Balaji

mridhangam · Post by **mridhangam** » 10 Sep 2009, 13:42

A Paper heading in Tamil daily "Chennai Egmore aRuge mukkiya pramugar kaidu"

My comment : Ennayya idu chennai la mukkina kooda kaidu pannuvalo ?

J.B

rajumds · Post by **rajumds** » 10 Sep 2009, 20:19

cmlover · Post by **cmlover** » 16 Sep 2009, 07:13

mridhangam a related one:

An NRI was asking a chennaite: ingE thanga veeDu kiDaikkumaa?
The response: ingE Olai kuDisai kooDa kiDaikkiRathillay: eppaDi thanga veeDu kiDaikkum!

arasi · Post by **arasi** » 16 Sep 2009, 08:06

Appo, inda unga vIDu tanga (to stay) vIDA?
illai, tangai (sister) vIDu!

erode14 · Post by **erode14** » 16 Sep 2009, 19:50

15.9.09, On stage before Concert of K.Lakshmi at Raga Sudha:

Jaya Akka(d/o: SVK mama): Since, this girl sings well and needs encouragement; I fixed ganamAna pakka vAdhyams"¦ (Me & Karaikkal Venkatasubramanian on the violin)..

Me: Yes, ganamAna only... I would not agree more for two reasons"¦ one is, even if you make 3,4 violinists on that side, the side in which I sit will never go like a seesaw"¦ for I am gana-bAdigaL"¦

Jaya: "Oh.. you learnt vEdhAs"¦!!"

Me: "No.. but I wanted to do some justice and prevent myself from feeling guilty, whenever I say 'yaju sAkha adhyAyi' in abhivAdhayE"¦ so, by being a gana-bodygaL, I escape...

btw, Venkat.. if a guy chants the vEdham wrongly, what will be his abhivAdhayE?

"neengaLE solleedungO"¦"

srinivasrgvn · Post by **srinivasrgvn** » 16 Sep 2009, 20:05

erode sir,

cmlover · Post by **cmlover** » 17 Sep 2009, 02:22

Erode
You are indeed a 'gaana bodygaL'
'unga aDigaL azhutthmaanathu; uLLatthai valikkum ('pull')'

as also you are a 'yajus sakhA' (friend of the veda)!

VK RAMAN · Post by **VK RAMAN** » 17 Sep 2009, 02:42

Punarvasu wrote:srkris, they are awful sometimes; the rest of the times they are more/most awful.

There certain things Chennai City buses can do; for everything else walk

bala747 · Post by **bala747** » 17 Sep 2009, 11:37

Why was my post removed?

johnlovescm · Post by **johnlovescm** » 17 Sep 2009, 21:15

bala747 wrote:Why was my post removed?

perhaps you crossed the line per the mod : C
or it is an erroneous deletion

bala747 · Post by **bala747** » 19 Sep 2009, 08:18

What?! I just responded to mridangam's message! Any mod care to clarify?

sureshvv · Post by **sureshvv** » 19 Sep 2009, 08:29

May be the mods should just remove the content and add a note that says "Content removed due to <offending reason>" instead of deleting posts altogether.

mridhangam · Post by **mridhangam** » 19 Sep 2009, 11:51

Dr.Sundar during a TV recording wanted to Sing Ashtapathi -- >

This triggered a series of comedy in my mind :

If Ashtapathi is Difficult : Then it is kashtapathi ...
If everyone likes it : then it is Ishtapathi
If Ashtapathi doesnt produce the desired results : then it is Nastapathi
If Ashtapathi is sung by a bad person : Dushtapathi
If Ashtapathi is sung by the president of India : It is Rashtrapathi ...

and many more .. members pls add on

J.Balaji

rajeshnat · Post by **rajeshnat** » 19 Sep 2009, 14:38

LOL...
if ashtapathi gives wealth to musicians , then it is lakshmipathi
if ashtapathi is sung little too fast and too gAnaish, then it is gaNapathi

srkris · Post by **srkris** » 19 Sep 2009, 15:23

bala747 wrote:Why was my post removed?

I don't have to explain it but since you are pretending to not know the reason, I can clarify that it was removed because you said people cannot show their protection against AIDS in public

My deleting that post was only because you are a longtime member, in other cases the poster would have been banned

This is not the place for such crass remarks

cmlover · Post by **cmlover** » 19 Sep 2009, 20:42

If Ashtapathi is sung by the shiShyas then: shiShTapathi
If sung by a special person then: vishiShTapathi
If sung by the youngest person in the group kaniShTapathi
If sung by a plumpy vidwan it is puShTapathi
If sung by a disease-prone unluck vidwan it is ariShTapathi
If sung by a wealthy rich vidwan it is bhUpathy
If audience get a feeling then it is sympathy
If nobody take snotice of the singing it is apathy

Want any more

Oh yes! If it was sung by a famous mridangist then it was Murugabhupathy

arasi · Post by **arasi** » 19 Sep 2009, 22:15

Great, CML!
If ashTu patigaLu sing it, it is karNa nashTapati--
(all husbands-kannaDa)

cmlover · Post by **cmlover** » 19 Sep 2009, 22:22

Oh yes Arasi
If husband and wife sing together then they are dhampathy
and if the husband is a moron then he is the 'ashaTTu pati'

arasi · Post by **arasi** » 19 Sep 2009, 22:32

In your case, you as a pati will get 'a Sottu' from the better half of the dampati for your drushTi!

SoTTu--old world word perhaps? a pat on the back.

You, not an asattu (without substance)

cmlover · Post by **cmlover** » 19 Sep 2009, 23:14

No! asatthu is also complimentary in the chennai language

asatthitaan pO (he simply overwhelmed)

arasi · Post by **arasi** » 20 Sep 2009, 01:03

Ah! What a sea of difference between the noun and the verb!
asattAi irundAl asatta muDiymA? Depends

erode14 · Post by **erode14** » 20 Sep 2009, 01:34

cmlover wrote:No! asatthu is also complimentary in the chennai language
asatthitaan pO (he simply overwhelmed)

dear cml,

you are 'asset'tu hus(tha)band(ham) only...

btw, asaththu is antonym for saththu too, illiyO...
(not [1] ill - leo but [2]ill - leo)

1. suffering lion
2. king of the house (also, let us enjoy, the wild becoming the domestic)

arasi · Post by **arasi** » 20 Sep 2009, 02:47

karaDi, vembuli, singattaiyum kaTTalAm, punsters pouncing-aip pacify seyya muDiymO?--aduvum nam aravukkOvE arrive Seidu viTTAl.
My uncle would say asattu (not asaDu--because to me it meant that I did not know, I cried or was meaningless in my utterings). Asattu sounded better, had a meaning which I understood--it meant you were not hopeless, you could become a child of more substance if you tried:)

cmlover · Post by **cmlover** » 20 Sep 2009, 05:41

Oh I forgot!
If the vidvaan comes with completely shaven head then he is thiruppathi

.. and when our erode pati plays along he is surely the vidyApati !

erode14 · Post by **erode14** » 20 Sep 2009, 13:27

arasi wrote:
My uncle would say asattu (not asaDu--because to me it meant that I did not know, I cried or was meaningless in my utterings).

i remember my paatti saying, "asattu pisattunnu edhaavadhu sollaadhE"

now a days guys say, asattu pizza hutnu....

mridhangam · Post by **mridhangam** » 20 Sep 2009, 14:00

cmlover wrote:If If sung by the youngest person in the group kaniShTapathi

If sung by an elderly person is it Jyeshtapathi ?
if sung by a doctor is it allopathy and homeopathy ?
if sung by a person very affable is it Ishtapathy ?

J.Balaji

cmlover · Post by **cmlover** » 20 Sep 2009, 18:49

Of course if sung by a devotee of Siva then it is pashupathy
..and if the person is from Palghat then it is Kalpatthy

...and if the person is munching something then it is chappatthy

arasi · Post by **arasi** » 20 Sep 2009, 20:06

Which brings to mind Kalpatty Ramanathan, the mrudangist--way ahead of your times, duo punster-mrudangists! Isn't his grandson a forumite? Is it Ninja the Great? I'm not sure...

cmlover · Post by **cmlover** » 20 Sep 2009, 22:03

...didn't know that!

erode14 · Post by **erode14** » 30 Sep 2009, 19:34

there is some hilarity in this post...

http://rasikas.org/forums/post139438.html#p139438

erode14 · Post by **erode14** » 30 Sep 2009, 19:54

this morning, my sishya Jon Singer came and said "Sir.. I need to show you some fun in my Facebook page... My friend Kirsten Ashley has posted a video..."

She was saying 'I just came from my school' in Adhi thALam in this pattern!

tha,,, dhi,,, ki,,, Na,,, thom,,,
tha,, dhi,, ki,, Na,, thom,,
tha, dhi, ki, Na, thom,
tha dhi ki Na thom tha,
tha dhi ki Na thom tha,
tha dhi ki Na thom //tha

So, he did one like that in kaNda chApu (I just woke up now)as a video relply.

After seeing this, I told this to Jon, which he captured

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZTmWOry ... annel_page

while he was naming the file, I did one more thing and he captured that too...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIixVk-R ... re=channel

the kOrvai is

tha, dhi, thakadhina tham,, thadhikinathom
dhi, thakadhina tham,, thadhikinathom
thakadhina tham,, thadhikinathom than,gu
thaka thadhikinathom than,gu
thakadhiku thadhikinathom//tha

arasi · Post by **arasi** » 30 Sep 2009, 20:33

Aravuk kOvE!
An inspiring teacher you are!

cmlover · Post by **cmlover** » 30 Sep 2009, 22:06

I love Eee..rode!
(whatever be his naDai

mahesu · Post by **mahesu** » 01 Oct 2009, 14:35

Erode, That was a beautiful one

mridhangam · Post by **mridhangam** » 01 Oct 2009, 14:39

hahah unEroding ...

J.B

vs_manjunath · Post by **vs_manjunath** » 01 Oct 2009, 16:15

Hilarity in living in Metro City Bangalore.

When we are at home, Raga Pravaham provided by Shruti World Space Satellite. When we step out of the house it's vehicle pravaham.

Veeta le Raga Pravaham, Road le Vehicle Pravaham.

Rasika911 · Post by **Rasika911** » 01 Oct 2009, 17:57

erode14 wrote:this morning, my sishya Jon Singer came and said "Sir.. I need to show you some fun in my Facebook page... My friend Kirsten Ashley has posted a video..."

Aha! Sabash

Loved it....thanks for sharing sir

Absolutely brillant

cmlover · Post by **cmlover** » 01 Oct 2009, 19:36

Please do not quote unnecessarily whole post! It wastes valuable web space. I am deleting some of yours.
Thank you