IBose

I attended yesterday an extremely tastefully got-up wedding reception in Bangalore Palace Eden Garden, where a large fusion band played. There were several percussionists vying with each other in creative output volume and the hifi speaker chap had won a medal from Osibisa of 200kW fame.
I was lucky to sit in the front and enjoy the music. What came to my aid was my iBose, carefully saved in my wallet's innards on sound advice from a dear maharasika friend who never leaves home without it.
IBose is a unique pair of high quality cotton wads 2g each for each ear to be shaped and inserted personally the moment you encounter trouble. Before I apply for the international patent, let me at least explain the name:
i = Intolerable B=blast o=of s=sound e=eliminator.
Available in all expensive audio tech stores and medical shops.