1.A concert was about to start.All sat down-the musician threw his Tuppatta over his shoulders and accidentally it covered the face of his shishya-who said"Ok Ok youhave covered me"-ha! Ha!
2,A concert was about to start.All sat down-the musician asked his assistant-sruti vidwan- to come closer to him-who said"as far as you are concerned it does Not make any difference."Ha! Ha!
3.In a Hindustani Music Cconcert-two Tamburas were playing-but musician was not satisfied-he said"both stand poles apart"-Ha! Ha!
4,A concert was about to start-the musician cleared his throat one or two times,still not satisfied-A rasika stood up and said-Stop! Stop!-Pl start the concert after 5 minutes-after Rahukalam is over.-Ha! Ha!
5.A lady singer wearing all sorts of jewellery came and sat down.One rasika said-"we are going to have scintillating music.-Ha! Ha!
6.A concert was about t o start -the singer started with the Kriti"Divakara Tanujam Sanaiswram"-One rasika stood up and shouted"To day is Sunday!"-Ha1 Ha!
7.A concert was about to start-all came-the musician measured the length and breadth of the stage-One said he is measuring whether the stage can cover all his movements Ha!Ha!
By hanquill