Funny take on CM & Jallikattu

[sureshvv]

CARNATIC MEMES:


News from  Chennai Carnatic Musicians circle in support of Jallikkattu :


T M Krishna performing in a big Mattu thozhuvam clad in a towel and mundaasu(RKS violin)

Only song by TMK : 

"Deii Eruma kadaaaa.... Vootla sollikkinu vantiya".... (Highlighting Road safety)


 Sashikiran organising yet another music fest  "Tamizhaga kaalnadai Kaaval Utsavam"

 Sponsored by Pepsi, coke, pizza, Burger king, Starbucks, Mc Donald's Subway...And all American brands 

Concerts as usual byTNK, UKS, Aruna Sairam  ( Madu meikkum kanne RTP), Sudha Raghuraman, malladi , Abhishek Kunnakudi etc).


Lakshmi Sruthi organising Chennayil Alanganallur featuring all the artistes above plus those who can say  Maaaaa..... Clad in pattu sari holding tambura for posters.


 Kanyakumari performing with 1000 cows on stage in Music Academy Hall


UKS introducing Mridangam made of only  Jersey cattle and playing in jallikattu gathi dedicating to Kamadenu. 


KRM performing Talavadya in front of Vaadi Vaasal moments before bulls are let out 

along with 

Cajon....Sorry Indian ghatamSSSS Suresh and self-declared Kanjira maestro from Bangalore. 


 Murugaboopathy , Nirmala Rajasekar (flown in specially) Sikkil Gurucharan organising separate video , photo sessions caressing roadside kannukutties (calf) 


At T Nagar,  a whole day function of debates, Concerts, lec-dems with musicians including Nalli  and dancers is organised to discuss  a legendary composer's contribution to cattles through Carnatic music.


TNS performing RTP with single letter MA..... in a talam with aksharams equivalent  to population of Tamilnadu. Pallavi rendered in vocal, and continued on Veenai, harmonium, keyboard, harikatha, and tambura.


 Thiruvarur Bhakthavatsalam organising non stop Arangetrams with cowherds until permanent solution comes. All presided by V V Sundaram and Nalli. 


 Special meeting organised with only speaker Srimushnam Rajarao to abuse PETA with unparliamentary words. RRRR rated. Both children and elders are to avoid.


Sanjay Subramaniam digging out and introducing a 1500 BC philosophical song by an ancestor of Jesus Christ in Tamil , Maadu padum paadu, vaadu, thedu, Odu , Kaadu... 


Ghatam Karthik touring all over Tamilnadu with family taking selfies with every single cattle including birds and instantly posting in FB.


Mudra Bhaskar organises NANDI  pancharatnam by all cows in Tamil nadu conducted by Radha Bhaskar


Krishna sweets distributing 10 kilo free milk sweets for every 10 kilo  ghee sweets bought during  Sudha Raghunathan's exclusive concert of Maattu pura paadalgal .


Vishaka Hari asked to give 

special upanyasam :

"AA".. vaanaalum  

"Go" vaanaalum 

Azhagu Kannan pratyaksham aayiduvan!!


Cleveland Sundaram and Tiruvarur Vaidyanathan organising  special Thyagaraja jallikkattu festival in Cleveland for all THALAYAATI cows from Chennai


Trivandrum Balaji engaging bulls to attack him and shows million expressions in a short film titled "Valartha Kada" going viral.


At Miami beach, Prodigy Ravikiran premieres "Bullarmony", his western symphony composed on the day he was born,  with one million students from planets other than earth.


 Vikku Vinayakaram leads his new band, "Jallivaa.. Kattuvaa.... Maattuvaa Periyavaa...


 M A Krishnaswamy announces the phenomenal success of a grand futuristic, regular concert at a "Bull"akku  worn mami's Birthday, by super maestros including himself humbly dedicating to Aadu Maadu Pasu.


  VVS announces he would accompany only newly born Nattu calves since they only do unadulterated Moo. 


Neiveli Santhanagopalan is busy sitting as lone judge for all rounds of all super Maa singer / Mooing idol competitions in all Tamil, Hindi, German, Yugoslavian channels worldwide and establishing new PASUKULAM!


Finally, The Bhoom Bhoom maattukaaran doing rounds in the city has suddenly become very busy performing FUSION music with Western Pianist of Carnatic music Anil Srinivasan and Haridwaramangalam Palanivel!

[shankarank]

Good ideas!! You rock!!

Just like the world that never knew there was this state called TN ( except may be the foreign intels who might have spotted a few sensitive installations) and found out now, the world also never knew about a music genre called Carnatic music - this will ensure they will know now.

There was a JallikaTTU protest in Dallas downtown too by the Tamil Sanghis ( may be the locals thought it was against Trump - since it coincided with a march of Women in Washington)

http://www.dallasnews.com/news/animals/ ... ving-bulls

All local $10 entry sabha members across the U.S will ensure they will have a coordinated activity in their respective down towns to really make sure all know about CM!

[arasi]

vvsuresh,
What imagination!

A hilarious description of performances everywhere

[kvchellappa]

VVS - only missing thing is rasikas.
They could have given you Padmasri for this release on Republic day.
So nice of you to introduce a new musician - Sudha Raghuraman!

[sureshvv]

Wish I could take credit for this, but no.. was forwarded to me.

I think the "Raghuraman" was intentional. Remember that faux pas from somewhere.

[Rsachi]

Sudha Raghuraman is a bonafide human being, Carnatic singer, based out of Delhi. I tjink she is the niece of OST.
Check this out:
https://youtu.be/g0JwXOqOEao

[Ponbhairavi]

here are two more:
canteen special:til cake (yellu punnaakku) halva,wheat brawn uppuma,agathikeerai adai. arugampul chutni,arisi kajuvu neer rasam.
special award instituted bysabhas federation to a rasika who can sit in a hall and listen simultaneously to eight concerts held around in a circular auditorium, by moving around only his ears( attention and not moving his body)
Go karnan.

[shankarank]

We covered the singing (vAk), we covered food (annam). Only thing left is the waste products (visarjanam). Bulls have allowed us to resolve that - we take it and fertilize our food and even use it for oushadam - many modern medicinal products source that ( the liquid form) also.

We resolved that in our case by placing the bull between the waste processors ( from living humans and dead bulls) and the truth!

We have to face up to bully pulpits and the bully papal who are tasking us for task for that one thing!

To complete the picture nicely! 365!