Stop Press: SK 2016

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Rsachi
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Stop Press: SK 2016

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Robot gets 2016 SK at Academy

Stop Press

Reporting from the innards of cultural Mecca's Kaaba that it has been decided to anoint the world's most advanced robot or Enthiran 3.0 as the next Sangeetha Kalanidhi in 2016.

If robots can decide beauty contests, become loving companions, beat the best humans at board games, obviously remember every known and unknown raga, composition and tala, create sounds better than any veena sorry keyboard or violin, perform like a symphony instead of a squeaky voice rehabilitated with Amodini, produce 8 track sound much better than DTS Dolby, sense audience mood by infrared sensors and switch from grahabalamemi to grahabheda to grahacharamu etc., sing at 12 speeds, drink no water or coffee, or even make and serve coffee to fellow artistes, send applause biowaves to audiences, store and broadcast video audio and even mood tracks with Free Basics, WHY NOT?
Imagine the V 4.0
The same music, instantly piped via bluetooth to your cochlea, with choice of manodharma and accompaniment.
Download MASKEn4 app today on iOS, Android and Windows 10.
Choose 1 for GNB-LGJ-PRR
Choose 2 for MMI-TNK-PSP
Choose 3 for SSI-TC-UKS...
And so on.

kunthalavarali
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Surfeit of CM?

pattamaa
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Is MASKEn4 free or paid app :lol: I can use robot to make unique combos like MSS-DKP-MLV sing a concert together accompanied by LGJ and PMI...

Rsachi
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Dear Ms Pattamma,
Yout valuable customer feedback has been received. To put it simply, it pushes the envelope...
(with cash inside) (towards us).
This feature is currently not planned for the free app. We shall look into implementation aspects in the paid version.

The release of MASKEn4 release will be soon after the 2016 SK award.
Thank you.

arasi
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Post by arasi »

Sachi,
Speaking of humans, Pattamma is not a miss. Did you miss seeing him being interviewed at MMU? :!:

Rsachi
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Arasi, i am sorry. I of course missed MMU and even MMD. Now can you guess WHAT'S MMD?

arasi
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Post by arasi »

No! ERC:)
I missed the entire season:( I saw him on the telecast at the end of Sanjay's concert.

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